Toe Reconstructive Surgery

So the other day, I went to open the door. Unfortunately, I was unable to move out of the way in time:



And, while I know there have been worse accidents,



this one hurt pretty badly. The worse part was that the broken nail kept getting caught in blankets, carpet, etc, so I put my Berkeley education to work.



With my toenail super-glued in place, I am now able to resume kicking a**, without getting my nail caught in underwear.