Thursday, August 14, 2008

Violated

So if you haven't heard me say it before, the best thing about working at the Berkeley Wireless Research Center? Automatic Flush Urinals. However, many strange events occurred during today's visit to the porcelain god. And by many, I mean two.

1) My first urination of the day came at 8:30 pm. This is strange because I drink 16 oz of water when I wake up, and more throughout the day. Granted, I did wake up at 2 pm today.

2) While relieving myself, I heard a sound mid-pissing. It was a very disturbing sound that the urinal never made before. You know that sound that the door's rfid reader's make when you scan your ID on them? It made that sound. Which leads me to believe that our automatic flush urinals are remotely operated: