RIP Winnie the Pooh

So for those of you who didn't hear, Winnie the Pooh got stuck in the honey jar for the last time.

To walk a fly

So I used to be a pure vegetarian against animal cruelty and everything.

Then, as of last year, I started eating meat.

I guess this act puts me one rung closer to hell:



Oh, if you can't tell, I tied a hair around a fly's neck in an attempt to domesticate it.

Toe Reconstructive Surgery

So the other day, I went to open the door. Unfortunately, I was unable to move out of the way in time:



And, while I know there have been worse accidents,



this one hurt pretty badly. The worse part was that the broken nail kept getting caught in blankets, carpet, etc, so I put my Berkeley education to work.



With my toenail super-glued in place, I am now able to resume kicking a**, without getting my nail caught in underwear.