Well, not everyone in the financial sector is experiencing all-bad news. For example, take Dick Fuld, the CEO of Lehman. He wins the Pai award for best name ever.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Stock Market Crash
The economy is bad, and investment firms are dropping one after another; Lehman, Merill Lynch, and AIG.
Well, not everyone in the financial sector is experiencing all-bad news. For example, take Dick Fuld, the CEO of Lehman. He wins the Pai award for best name ever.
Well, not everyone in the financial sector is experiencing all-bad news. For example, take Dick Fuld, the CEO of Lehman. He wins the Pai award for best name ever.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Casper
So, I was bugging Jen while she was doing her homework. She was annoyed with me, so I had a conversation with my friend Casper, aka the friendly ghost. I guess he's been agitated lately with his recent injuries (see 4 posts down), and just stress in life:
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Violated
So if you haven't heard me say it before, the best thing about working at the Berkeley Wireless Research Center? Automatic Flush Urinals. However, many strange events occurred during today's visit to the porcelain god. And by many, I mean two.
1) My first urination of the day came at 8:30 pm. This is strange because I drink 16 oz of water when I wake up, and more throughout the day. Granted, I did wake up at 2 pm today.
2) While relieving myself, I heard a sound mid-pissing. It was a very disturbing sound that the urinal never made before. You know that sound that the door's rfid reader's make when you scan your ID on them? It made that sound. Which leads me to believe that our automatic flush urinals are remotely operated:
1) My first urination of the day came at 8:30 pm. This is strange because I drink 16 oz of water when I wake up, and more throughout the day. Granted, I did wake up at 2 pm today.
2) While relieving myself, I heard a sound mid-pissing. It was a very disturbing sound that the urinal never made before. You know that sound that the door's rfid reader's make when you scan your ID on them? It made that sound. Which leads me to believe that our automatic flush urinals are remotely operated:
Thursday, July 31, 2008
RIP Winnie the Pooh
So for those of you who didn't hear, Winnie the Pooh got stuck in the honey jar for the last time.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
To walk a fly
So I used to be a pure vegetarian against animal cruelty and everything.
Then, as of last year, I started eating meat.
I guess this act puts me one rung closer to hell:
Oh, if you can't tell, I tied a hair around a fly's neck in an attempt to domesticate it.
Then, as of last year, I started eating meat.
I guess this act puts me one rung closer to hell:
Oh, if you can't tell, I tied a hair around a fly's neck in an attempt to domesticate it.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Toe Reconstructive Surgery
So the other day, I went to open the door. Unfortunately, I was unable to move out of the way in time:
And, while I know there have been worse accidents,
this one hurt pretty badly. The worse part was that the broken nail kept getting caught in blankets, carpet, etc, so I put my Berkeley education to work.
With my toenail super-glued in place, I am now able to resume kicking a**, without getting my nail caught in underwear.
And, while I know there have been worse accidents,
this one hurt pretty badly. The worse part was that the broken nail kept getting caught in blankets, carpet, etc, so I put my Berkeley education to work.
With my toenail super-glued in place, I am now able to resume kicking a**, without getting my nail caught in underwear.
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